And the winner is...

It got to midnight. After many hours of chin-scratching and fraught deliberation still our panel of judges could not come to a consensus. The debate was eventually concluded by the casting vote of our chairman. 

Finally therefore, we are pleased to be able to announce that the winning entry for the first Disabled Persons Railcard caption competition is:

"Somebody had farted..."

Runners up were:

Training for the, "How many people you can get in a box competition."

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You put your left arm in, your left arm out
In. Out. In. Out.

You shake it all about...

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It had been a long journey. Kings Cross to Inverness with the toilets out of service.
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After you.
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By the hair on my chinny chin chin-

Tickets for Friday night's show at the Soho Theatre go to Carole Ballard and a friend.

To win tickets to the next Abnormally Funny People Show go to our Competition Page.